ANTM Limerick, Haiku

It's NaBloPoMo. So I'm posting short and sweet. Then sleep. Sweet sleep.

The winner tonight was McKey,

As the sisters both thought it would be.

Analeigh should have stayed;

Sam's demise was delayed,

Will next Spring be much better? We'll see.

McKey's giraffe neck

No substitute for a good

personality.

My Addiction

It's finally time to come clean. I can't hide it anymore. I am addicted...to ANTM.

For the (happily) uninitiated, I am referring to America's Next Top Model. This show has absolutely no redeeming qualities. But it's so much fun watching a bunch of clueless 20 year-olds arguing, gossiping and practicing their runway walks that I just can't stop.

It's gotten so bad that I even have an addiction buddy. Every Wednesday night, my sister Monica and I call each other at all the commercial breaks and say things like, "How many girls do you think will cry during their makeover?" and "Oh my gosh, these girls are so dumb!" It is a guilty pleasure that I enjoy even more because I get to rehash all the silliness with her.

So whatever you do, do NOT watch this show. You will lose brain cells by the second and worse yet, you could become addicted like me!!!