Today in the mail, I got an advertisement for this:
*picture from www.Magazine-Agent.com
The description includes the words: "Older women who can't relate to most young-and-trendy fashion and lifestyle magazines now have a publication that speaks to their concerns" and "More...will help you make the most of your middle years with style. "
ACK! ACK I say! I am not 40! I am definitely not OVER 40! Although my friend Kathy would point out that I am currently in my 40th year, I would have to say, "Shut up, Kathy!"
I am still in my 30's. For another seven weeks, I am in my 30's. And I choose to ignore all indications to the contrary.
Forty is old. I am not old. I do not feel old, or act old or (so I am told) look old. So I plan to go kicking and screaming into my next decade. Once it arrives, I will be forced to embrace it, as the alternative involves Botox and lots of lying. But until then, stay away from me Meredith Viera! Get lost Diane Keaton! I am not in my "middle years." I am still sixteen. I can still read Marie Claire if I want to!
I totally agree, I'm going to read Glamour until i am 80!!!
ReplyDeleteThe yule log looks fantastic, I want one for my birthday too!!! (I'm nice, I'm giving you 11 months!)
OK sister, I'm 42 and not old! But I do have a subscription to More. Be quiet.
ReplyDeleteOH NO! The famous Mrs. G. comes to look at my blog and I offend her! ACK! ACK!
ReplyDeleteI take it back. I'm sure MORE is a fabulous publication, I will subscribe immediately!
Im with you chick... fight it all the way!
ReplyDeleteWho says that once you turn 40 you can't relate to trendy fashions! Geesh! I'm with you! Nancy
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